Tittie Tuesday: Book It Now
So, I'm at work the other day. I work part time in a cute bookstore, in case you forgot. We are busy, and there is a line in front of the cashiers, of which I am one.
Suddenly, I hear this booming voice say "Next in Line!" What? Wow! Where did that come from? I look behind me at the row of cashiers, and there he is. He looks like a Nordic warrior or something. He's super, super hot! He's totally my type of yummy man. He's very tall, 6'3" or 4". He's got short blonde hair - not crew cut short, just short hair, and bright blue eyes. He has some scruff of blonde hair on his chin - a tiny bit long for my taste, but it suits him. He's superbly built. I can tell by looking at him that he's rock solid. Not hugely muscular, just the right amount he can pick me up and throw me on the bed, no problem!
So, I keep hearing his deep booming voice, asking for the next customer. I can't resist. At the first opportunity I have when no one is waiting, I turn around, and walk over to him.
"Hi!", I say, and introduce myself to him. He smiles really sweetly, and says, "I'm Josh." "Well, Josh, you've got such a sexy voice, when I hear you ask for the next customer, I feel like I'm going to swoon!" He just laughs, and says, "Yeah?" "Absolutely!", I say. "So please come pick me up off the floor if I happen to collapse." He laughs.
"Hi!", I say, and introduce myself to him. He smiles really sweetly, and says, "I'm Josh." "Well, Josh, you've got such a sexy voice, when I hear you ask for the next customer, I feel like I'm going to swoon!" He just laughs, and says, "Yeah?" "Absolutely!", I say. "So please come pick me up off the floor if I happen to collapse." He laughs.
I mean, wow. This guy is just made to order. I bet he is probably 23, and I bet birds break into song as he walks down the street. How do some guys who look so freakin hot just walk around in their life, unknowingly wreaking havoc in the hearts of everyone around them? And he's just so sweet, too. He'll do anything for you.
He's the perfect prince charming. The other cashiers are kind of middle aged ladies, so I feel like I can hog all of his attention when no customers are around. I saw him again a couple of days ago, and he was not a mirage - still just as hot, sweet and adorable. Sadly, I only work one more day, and then my holiday job comes to an end, and I will be back to being a lady of leisure. I have to make the most of my last day. I hope we are working together....











7 comments:
He sounds HOT! Why didn't you ask him out?
Hahaha! Jay, I wish I had more guts. :) Sadly, I didn't see him on my last day. I've been in twice since then, and neither time did I see him. I think it was not meant to be. Too bad, cuz he was all kinds of yummy delicious....
You're right, it wasn't meant to be. I'd like to ascribe your not having asked him out to wisdom rather than a lack of guts.
Mr. Nordic Warrior deserves a wife who will have eyes only for him and bear him lots of beautiful Nordic children.
You are married. Your husband must have something to recommend him. Why do we never hear about his virtues?
This one was harmless as far as it went. However, for a married woman to be flirting with other men -- this is bound to be abandoned (if you respect your vows), or end badly.
Wow Jay (#2)... way to cut to the bone. Was that really called for? She is married, I am married, BLM is married. We all make our own beds, and we all lie in them.
Jay (#1)
Yes jay 1 and you blog about them thereby inviting comment. Is it so surprising that a reader would gently point out that perhaps marriage vows are worth keeping? There are alternative you know
Aw, thanks, Jay #1 - you are always #1 in my book! And Jay #2, you are right that Josh deserves a stunning Nordic wife to give him awesome Nordic children...... but not yet, dude! He's young! I hope he doesn't think about marriage for another 6-8 years! In the meantime, he deserves all the playtime he can get. I'm all for playtime. Playtime is fun.
btw, you will be hearing about Girl Tuesday's hubby in the next couple of weeks. Tune in!
Yes, I know. And I invite alternative points of view, always. I would not stand here and say that my way is the only way, or even justified. It just felt like Girl Tuesday was getting singled out in some way. And just that alone seemed a little unfair.
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