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Tittie Tuesday: Caught in The Act
Please vote: HERE!Ok, so have you ever been caught in the act? I mean, you're giving yourself this crazy good SLS (self love session), and someone walks in, and catches you?
So, I come home from the gym, and no one is home. Sweet! Naturally, I get out Pinky, and the fun starts. Oh, I should back up a sec. I live in a condo high rise, on the 12th floor. I have a kick ass view, by the way! So, I'm coming home from the gym. I'm in the elevator, and I notice a sign posted that says something about getting your stuff off the balcony, cuz there will be window cleaners on the outside of the building today. Whatevs. My balcony is clutter-free, so I don't give it another thought. So, where were we. Oh, yes. I get naked, and lay on the bed.
I love laying on top of the bed naked. I have a very plush down comforter, and it feels yummy. Sorry, I got kinda girly there, huh? Anyway, I'm in the middle of a really good SLS, I have a fabulous mental fantasy going, and out of the corner of my eye....what the? I see the reflection in my mirror of someone standing on my balcony, watching me! I didn't bother to draw the blinds cuz, hello? I'm on the 12th floor, no one can see me, right? Except on Window Washing Day!!!
I scramble up and run into the bathroom. Crap. That was feeling like a really good one, too. Damn. I stayed in the bathroom for 10 minutes before I felt calmed down enough to come out. And no, he wasn't still there.
Moral of the story? Pay a little more attention to the notices in the elevator!
4 comments:
Sounds like you missed out on a golden opportunity! You could have put on a great show, and seen if the guy would put on a show in return! Was the guy at least good-looking? Haha!
My story of getting caught is nowhere near as interesting!
Jay -
I never think of stuff like that in the moment! From what I saw of him, he was just an average guy, didn't stand out in any way, other than the fact that he was standing on my balcony, and we did make eye contact in the mirror. That freaked me out! I should have been brave, and finished the job at hand, but I was too startled. I told a friend about it, and he said that I was most likely the topic of choice in the window Washing Co break room! Yikes!
Seriously.. who hasn't had this happen to them?
(1) When I was 14 or 15 or so... the family had gone to the athletic club to swim. Younger boys (under 16) had a separate locker room then. So after the swim, I was changing in my private locker room, and things being as they are at that age, I was horny and decided to take care of it. I was busy on the bench, going at it, when I heard the door open behind me... and I quickly pulled on my pants.. as I hear my older brother yell: ''If you're finished jacking off..we're all ready to leave''.
(2)Years later, with my job as night watchman in a large office building, I often had slow periods when I could surf porn and fool around on the internet. Late one night, I had watched too much porn, so I pulled out my cock.. and was stroking to the clips... unaware that the barman from the club next door, had come in through the back hallway looking for a customer from the bar. He walks in the office and asks: ''Hey did you see anybod...?''. He stops in midsentence... looks at me.. and turns around.. I mutter.. Oh fuck.. zip up.. and run out the office asking him what he wanted... and I tell him.. no obviously I hadn't seen anybody. I was worried for the next couple weeks and months that he'd tell the story to everyone... or worse yet .. to my bosses. But years went by and nothing came of it. I did come face to face with him at the bank one time ... our eyes crossed and we both pretended not to recognize each other. hahahaha.
(3) Again many years later (you'd think I'd learn my lesson).. married to my second wife. She had called to tell me she was doing overtime, so I figured I had some free time, and the place to myself, so I settle in front of the computer with a cum rag, and lube. I had gotten completely naked, had lubed up.. and was barely enjoying the first clip when I hear the front door open... and there stood my wife staring wide eyes, and unbelieving. Can you say Awkward moment??
So those are just 3 situations that have happened to me, and they can't be unique, so I gather that it has happened to quite a few people.
Too bloody hilarious, Rimbeau! LMFAO at the first scene - too funny that your bro knew what you were doing! lol
I did get caught by my hubby just recently. I thought he would be on the phone in his office for a while, and I had just gotten out of the shower, and you know how you can be super horny after a shower right? So, I figured I had time. I laid down on the bed, and had just gotten into it, when he walked in. I only just had time to cover up, and he asked me something and walked out. I'm pretty sure he knew what I was doing, but he didn't say anything. Not that I was trying to hide it, but it was just a weird moment.... I didn't bother to finish - I was no longer in the mood.
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