I found this video amusing. You have to watch it a little to see what happens...
It's funny how when the guy thinks the girl is flirting with him, it's OK, but when he finds out its the guy, its damn inappropriate! lol
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If you haven't heard yet, the world has gone crazy.
At 10:00 AM on May 12, as he entered his church in Wichita, Kansas, George Tiller was shot dead. A short while later, deputies stopped Scott Roeder. He surrendered without incident. Deputies did not find any weapons on him, but defiant and unapologetic, the man accused of shooting Mr. Tiller confessed to the slaying telling The Associated Press that he killed the doctor to protect unborn children.
The Wichita doctor is one of the few doctors nationwide who performs late-term abortions at his clinic, Women’s Health Care Services and apparently, this is not the first time he had been targeted by anti-abortion groups.
I admit it...I have no hope. There is no cure.
I went to a "Wellness Center" that I have been at before. They have a gym, some jacuzzi, steam rooms, sauna, and some great, healthy food. I go there whenever I feel fat and want to sweat out some poundage, or just to relax, or when I'm feeling horny and want to see some cock :).
This time, I walked in, took in the steam room, then headed to a jacuzzi to relax. About an hour into my stay, a guy walked into the area and strolled directly into my jacuzzi and sat down. He was about 5'9" very lean, in shape, had a very smooth body, a nice thick, cut cock and a kickin ass -- not that I was looking or anything.
We kinda sat at right angles in the tub. I sat with my legs straight and so did he. We made some small talk about the center and the cleanliness of it and then I pretty much closed my eyes and relaxed. Suddenly, I felt what I thought were the slight brushes of his feet on my leg..not like a kick..but just his toes touching me ever so lightly. I thought maybe it was just the water jets pushing the hair on my legs and after I opened my eyes, I just closed them again to continue to relax.
After a few more brushes, I realized that this guy was obviously attempting to make some kind of contact with me. I opened my eyes, and engaged him in some more small talk, then we introduced each other and shook hands. His fingers seemed to lag for a long time on the completion of our handshake. It was obviously on.
Well, we pretty much hung out the next few hours together and I got to know him. We swapped email addresses - despite his insistence we exchange numbers - I resisted. Ya never can be too careful in my situation.
I emailed him immediately after I left, saying it was nice to meet him and hope to chat with him soon. I then got a return email the next day saying he had an amazing time, and how we have to make plans to meet up. He signed his email with his name, then "XXXOOO".
After a few more days, and numerous emails back and forth, most with his familiar, yet inappropriate signature, I accepted his offer to come to his place to hang out. I got there and although he was dressed this time, he was as cute as I remember. We headed to his room, where he grabbed me and kissed me..and held me close. We soon ended up getting undressed, and started making out. He sucked me off (requested I do the same, but I resisted) and then he turned over to reveal that back and amazing ass. I'm a sucker for a smooth, hot ass.
Since we had previously discussed my requirement of safe sex, he opened his draw, pulled out a condom and a packet of lube (handy dandy packaging!). I put on the condom as he lubed his ass and then he begged me to fuck him. Who am I to say no?!
He was really tight..he said he hadn't been fucked in a long time...well..that's not exactly what he said..he said "I have not had someone make love to me for a very long time, and I've been looking forward to making love to you."
Now, I'm one to fall fast..well, pretty fast. I know when I am attracted to a guy, or just simply attracted to a guy or could fall for a guy in a big way. This guy was cute, hot, nice body..very nice..clean..but in love? I don't think so... Was his use of "love" his way of demonstrating his feelings toward me or the verb of love-making aka fucking? I don't really say "let's make love."
Anyway, we did make lo--uh, fuck...and he was very nice. I sent him a quick email after I left saying I had a great time, thanks for having me over...
But I am wondering if his X's and O's are just his personality or a warning....
I work in a small office building, and even though there are four floors, I hardly see anyone during the day that works in the building other than the revoltingly unattractive people that work in my office.
Today, I walked to the hallway to take a pee, and noticed that there was a new guy in the office next door, obviously getting trained by the person who works there. The guy that works there, looks cute, but, even though he has a fabulous view of the hallway bathroom from his office desk (talk about luck! lol) he has never ventured in while I was doing my proverbial duty, so I am guessing, he has no interest or is not into guys. Fine and well...
But this new guy..dark hair, light eyes, seemed very cute. I like new blood...a new face at the gym, a new post man, someone knew at Starbucks.. Ya never know.
Some readers have asked, what's going on with the guys I write about on here..so a quickie.. as in an update:
1) Ross: I speak to him occasionally, via IM online. Usual chit chat..nothing hot and heavy, unfortunately
2) Lance: We've corresponded via email..he's been traveling
3) Jessie: Other than a few cordial texts, we've kinda let things be. and I think its for the best.
4) Frenchie: I see him online, we chat, but other than that, nada. He's either too busy or not interested (altho he says he is). again, having him or ANYONE! as a fbuddy would be great at this point!
But I'm keeping my hope up!
God, I need a vacation! It's been cold, snowy or rainy here in the Northeast and I hate it! I need to shake and bake on the white sands of the Caribbean. I've been researching a vacation, but everything is so expensive (or maybe I'm so poor/cheap).
I was thinking of revisiting one of the Caribbean Islands I went to a few years ago. We went to this amazing resort, beautiful accommodations, amazing pool and beach. I also remember they had a great gym and an even better Steam Room/Sauna area. I walked into the men's locker room and it was just so inviting. I then opened the door to the sauna area, and saw what I still think is the best and most relaxing spa area I have ever seen.
I can picture it in my mind: to the right were the individual showers..I think about eight, four facing another four, each with curtains, and then a small dry area to undress and then a small shower with nice smelling body wash, shampoo and conditioner. To the left was a big round jacuzzi tub and above it was a huge cascading waterfall. As you stood in the jacuzzi, the hot water dropped down on you and massaged your back. Simply amazing.
Further in was a pretty big sauna. I spent many days there, working out in the gym, and then deciding to make it my evening activity, relaxing in the jacuzzi, sauna, and then shaving and showering before heading to dinner. For some reason, this paradise was hardly used by anyone. Most days, I never saw another person there. On one day, I remember sweating it up in the gym and garnering the attention of the gym attendant. He made some small talk, and took glances while I worked out, but that was all.
It's amazing..watching this short movie, I find it funny how these two guys have sex, THEN get to know each other. Odd? Yes, but I can't tell you how many times I've done that myself. Sad, but true.